Thursday, 31 July 2014

17 Things That Happen At A Tween Pop Concert

I went to Austin Mahone’s concert with Fifth Harmony, The Vamps, and Shawn Mendes on Wednesday at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles and this is what I learned.


The hormones will be OUT of control.


The hormones will be OUT of control.


The collective thirst of the audience was SO real. Girls LOST their shit every time headliner Austin Mahone flashed his abs or busted out some sultry dance moves. Puberty, man. Puberty DOES things.


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There will be tweens. Lots of them.



The audience probably was 95% pre-teen and teenage girls. One girl who couldn't be much older than 20 sitting near me said she felt “so old” at the concert, so that should paint a picture of the average age in attendance.


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Also, their parents and siblings will be there. However, they won't be enjoying the concert as much.


Also, their parents and siblings will be there. However, they won't be enjoying the concert as much.


Mom wasn't going to let the girls go to the concert alone, was she? There were a fair amount of parents (dads too!) in the audience, along with some even-younger siblings. For the most part, they sat down and persevered. But I saw at least one mom get super into it — she danced along the entire time.


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There will be screaming. SO. MUCH. SCREAMING.



There may be no louder sound that thousands of teenagers screaming for Austin Mahone's abs in unison. Maybe that's why so many of the parents brought earplugs.


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17 Things That Happen At A Tween Pop Concert

Here Is The Porn Version Of Upworthy No One Asked For

“She Thinks It’s A Normal Bus. Wait Until You See What Kind Of Bus It Really Is.”




Fapworthy.org (dot org!) is a parody of the popular viral news and video site Upworthy. It uses Upworthy's signature style of headlines over SFW thumbnails of porno videos. Each link goes to a real porn clip that the headline is describing at Pornhub (Fapworthy is semi-SFW, but the links aren't).


The site was made by PornHub, and the headlines are pretty funny. Here's a few of our favorites.






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The Lineup Of A Summer Music Festival As Guessed By A Mom

“I shouldn’t have agreed to this.”


Mom: Are any of them country? Otherwise I'm screwed.


Me: Nope. Good luck!



“Irene.”


"Irene."


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Mom: OK, is she in a band or is it just her?


Me: Just her.


Mom: Give me the first letter of her name.


Me: “I.”


Mom: Irene!


Me: No. Her name's Iggy Azaelea.


Mom: Oh, I was gonna say Iggy.



“Steven Osbourne.”


"Steven Osbourne."


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This Gross iPhone Game Lets You Pop Virtual Pimples

Behold, the acme of acne apps.




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The goal of Pimple Popper is, as you might expect, to pop a series of pimples until you get to the next, more-pimply level.


The goal of Pimple Popper is, as you might expect, to pop a series of pimples until you get to the next, more-pimply level.


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This Gross iPhone Game Lets You Pop Virtual Pimples

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Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.



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You'll Want Every Day To Look Like Katy Perry's Sweet New Video

“Shout out to all you kids buying bottle service with your rent money.”


In the new video for Prism track “This Is How We Do,” Katy Perry teaches us how to do it just like her and her crew.



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First, you chill laid-back by the pool.


First, you chill laid-back by the pool.



After that, head to La Super Rica, grab some tacos, and check out all the hotties.


After that, head to La Super Rica, grab some tacos, and check out all the hotties.



Talk astrology, get your nails did, all Japanese-y…


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You'll Want Every Day To Look Like Katy Perry's Sweet New Video

What The CIA Twitter Account Really Means To Say

The CIA admitted Thursday it hacked computers used by a Senate committee investigating the CIA .


On Thursday, the CIA said an internal investigation had found that the agency had improperly accessed computers used by the Senate Intelligence Committee while the committee was preparing a report … on the CIA.


At the time, the Senate Intelligence Committee was investigating the CIA's detention and interrogation program, now defunct. A CIA spokesman said in a statement that the agency's inspector general “concluded that CIA officers had acted inappropriately by gaining access to the computers,” the New York Times reported. CIA Director John Brennan apologized to the committee's ranking members, Senators Dianne Feinstein and Saxby Chambliss, it said.



The Twitter account doesn't look so warm and fuzzy now. What would it look like if the account tweeted in light of today's news?


The Twitter account doesn't look so warm and fuzzy now. What would it look like if the account tweeted in light of today's news?




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I love it when actors commit to their roles. 



I love it when actors commit to their roles. 


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I love it when actors commit to their roles. 

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Lorde Wrote A New Song For "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay"

And she’ll be curating the entire “surprising” soundtrack.


There's new Lorde music coming.


There's new Lorde music coming.


She's going to provide the lead single for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 1.


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And she'll be curating the entire soundtrack, which she says will “surprise people.”


And she'll be curating the entire soundtrack, which she says will "surprise people."


“Curating the soundtrack for such a hotly anticipated film was a challenge, but I jumped at the chance,” she said in a press release. “The cast and story are an inspiration for all musicians participating and, as someone with cinematic leanings, being privy to a different creative process has been a unique experience.”


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Lorde backs up Katniss while she kicks some serious Capitol ass come Nov. 21.



The soundtrack will be out in the fall off of Republic records.



Is there anything Lorde CAN'T DO?


Is there anything Lorde CAN'T DO?


Nada.


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If Sonic The Hedgehog Was Scientifically Accurate He Would Be A Disgusting Poop Machine

Turns out actual hedgehogs are revolting.




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If Sonic The Hedgehog Was Scientifically Accurate He Would Be A Disgusting Poop Machine

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Chance The Rapper Released His Cover Of The "Arthur" Theme Song And It's More Amazing Then We Ever Imagined

It’s going to be a wonderful kind of day.


Everyone knows that, of all the wonderful things about beloved '90s PBS Kids show Arthur, the theme music, originally written by Ziggy Marley, nears the top of the list.



“It's a simple message, but it comes from the heart.” ~wipes tear~



Chance The Rapper, in a stroke of pure millennial genius, has been doing an awesome cover of the song on tour this year with his live band The Social Experiment.




Last night, he released a jazzy studio version of the cover featuring guest vocals from the likes of Jessie Ware, Wyclef Jean, Francis and the Lights and Elle Varner. It's soaring and big-hearted and actually just restored our faith in humanity.




How have we lived without this song for so long? Thanks, Chance.


How have we lived without this song for so long? Thanks, Chance.


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Navy Day in Sevastopol

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